The Curse Of Top Gun

And this doesn’t even INCLUDE Meg Ryan.  And we all know how THAT turned out.

Clearly, there was some sort of bad-aging chemical on that movie set.  And they ALL came into contact with it.

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  • Buckeye Bob

    Val Kilmer really went to crap. I knew Kelly McGillis went to hell but I figured it was too much fiber in her diet. Carpet fibers that is. (I’ll hear about that one)

  • WakeUp

    Val, Val, Val… you have really let yourself go.

    Yeah, Bob… Hubby was really disappointed when he learned that Kelly preferred kitties to dogs… way to send a “Top Gun” crush into a tail spin.

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    Tom doesn’t look bad. He’s insane, but not hideous. 🙂

  • Nancy

    That movie came out 25 years ago! Everyone looks better 25 years ago!

  • DirectorEvil

    Buckeye Bob and WakeUp:

    Did you know that Kelly had a really bad deal happen to her
    in 1982?
    Everyone should cut her some slack.
    And FYI, I am a loyal fan of both of you commentators, but I just wanted to add that.

  • ER

    Yeah, Crazy Cruise is wack, but he’s still attractive!

  • Kathy

    Actually, only Val Kilmer looks terrible. Age catches us all.

  • Buckeye Bob

    DirectorEvil, What happened to Kelly?

  • WakeUp

    BB, she was raped by a scumbag who broke into her apartment.

  • Buckeye Bob

    WakeUp, I had never heard that, it really sucks. I thought she was so pretty in Top Gun & Witness (Witness made me feel guilty for seeing an Amish girl topless) I don’t have anything against her but she just hasn’t aged as well as others her age.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hannibalschlechter Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Tom Cruise is still handsome, although I’ve never had the hots for him. I think the others are just bad photos. Val Kilmer got fat, but I bet if he slimmed down he’d look fine.

  • Bone

    I always thought when men gained weight, it went to their bellies. Apparently it can also go to their faces, in the case of Val Kilmer. “I shouldn’t have eaten that last Twinkie. It’s gonna go RIGHT to my face.”

  • Hannah955

    Yeah, not your finest work, Mock 🙂 Tom Cruise looks great in that photo (and there are bad photos of him out there). Kelly McGillis went grey but otherwise looks great. Val Kilmer – yowza! But again, he could lose weight like Alec Baldwin did and he’d look great again. And Anthony Edwards – all he needs is hair plugs. Now, if you *had* included Meg Ryan, you’d be batting at least 50%.

    My mom looked very much like Kelly McGillis when they were both young (see photo).