Ashley Judd’s Steps To “Minding Your Emotional Shop.”

Seriously, this chick is wack. I mean, it’s beyond wack at this point.

Draw with your non-dominant hand, do a 6-day OR weekend healing workshop, and MASTER YOUR OWN TRAUMA, you guys.  There you have it.

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  • Polish_Princess

    What the hell is she in recovery from? Having a crazy pathological liar for a mother and a fat sister? I mean seriously, she does seem to have a mental illness of sort but why not “suffer” in silence?

  • Janice

    I can’t love my people either unless I write ambidexdrously. Cuz, everyone knows that the love chakra is in the non-dominant falanges. By using our non-dominant hand we explore the opposite lobe of our brain which is obviously the trauma center nodule.

    But it’s all good. Hook yourself up to the flux capacitor on your hubbies racecar and all is well with the world.


    (Do you think she’s just waiting for someone to tweet how freaking committable she is? HOLY heck. Her gene pool needed a life guard.)

  • Kathy

    I’ve never heard anyone so full of psychobabble. How does her husband stand it? Maybe he’s deaf from the race cars.

  • Jen

    Burn out from WHAT?!

  • Ok

    Gotta say, I really love how obsessed (?) you are with this weirdo. 😉

  • sunnyAZ

    She is a total wack job!

  • Just Sayin’

    My armchair psychology degree sees someone who no one paid enough positive attention to as a child who now can’t stop obsessing about her every thought and inclination. Child abuse lasts forever. At least she’s not drinking or taking drugs. If she’d only unplug the Twitter account.

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    What she’s suffering from and where the trauma stems from is obvious — the fact that she’s Ashley Judd. That would be enough to traumatize anyone.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Yeah, I think the key word here is trauma. Probably can’t get enough oxygen to her brain with here head being stuck up her @ss.

  • jethro

    How the hell does this nut job make a movie or anything. Imagine the poor bastards that have to work with and listen to this head case while she’s not sleeping 12hrs a day.

  • Kathy

    I predict she won’t last long on her TV show. She’ll say she’s overworked and stressed.

  • burning eyeballs

    She has overdosed on Deepak Chopra.

  • Bone

    I don’t understand a freaking word she says. I’m pretty sure she’s trying to speak English, and I’m pretty sure it’s not because there’s a huge gap between her IQ and mine.