Ok Mockdockers, Fess Up.

Who watches this crap? REVEAL YOURSELVES AT ONCE.

I’ve never seen a Real Housewives episode in my entire life. From any city. Probably because I’m too busy watching the trainwrecks on Hoarders or Intervention. And from the looks of this clip, it doesn’t appear I’m missing much.

Do any of you watch? Explain yourselves at once.

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  • sunnyAZ

    Oh my holy hell, I couldn’t even get half way through the clip! I stand proudly for not watching this piece of crap!

  • HesterPrynne

    I wouldn’t miss a good girl-fight for the world!

  • Buckeye Bob

    I’ve never been desperate enough to watch any of them. The closest I came was recently it felt like I watched the Real Housewives of Indianapolis take on Vegas.

  • Doctor B

    OK, I watched the first season, but in my defense, I was watching it because of a woman…and she made it worth my while. You would do the same..don’t lie.

  • Junebug

    Off and on, but all of these “reality” shows have begun to promote these bitchy/cat fighting scenes and frankly, it’s like so WTF do I need with this? Then Bravo has that little “get together” where they all dress up in fashionista designer duds, Botox stiff, enhanced breasts and hair extensions to bare their soul and chat among the hoi poli…BARF CITY…

  • Lori E.

    I mainly stick with the wives from Jersey when I watch… 🙂

  • WakeUp

    Wow… that’s just disgraceful. Sad and pathetic… she could feed several villages in Africa for what she forked out for those sunglasses… These women make me want to vomit… repetitively, and not for the same reason they do.

  • Tina B

    I admit that I was a stay at home mom for 17 years before heading back into the work force part time. Being a housewife was rewarding to me; teaching my children my values, how to be good people, keeping them in clean, non-ripped clothes, food on the table, bills all paid in full and on time, and household stuff taken care of. I had NO TIME for frivolous stuff like those women in the clip were doing! WHERE are their children?! In my book, if they haven’t been thrown up on, used as a snot rag, dried tears with the front of their shirt and heard their child say not only that they hate them, but that they love them (sometimes both were said in the same day by the same kid) then they are NOT a housewife. Not as far as I’m concerned. What a waste of electricity the producers are causing!

  • ER

    Never seen any of them. They’re always on the tabloids though and they’re clearly a bunch of train wrecks.

  • Just Sayin’

    I watched season 1 of this show because of Kim Richards, one of my favorite actresses from childhood (Escape from Witch Mountain). It was such an awesome train-wreck I could not turn away. Think of it like Hoarders, but these women are hoarding botox, various addictions and personality disorders.

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    OMG, $25,000 on a pair of sunglasses?!?! I just had my sunglasses stolen at the mall last weekend and I was upset, but they only cost $10. Watching this clip took me back to the “popular girls” in my high school. Sad that some people never grow up.

  • Yvonne

    I must say, I watch! It makes me feel great about my life. These women are the most filthy humans ever! It’s a great train wreck. My life and friendships with women seems so, dare I say, normal.

  • MAVEN

    So much of this crap is set up or staged. They have large audiences, folks, so someone is watching. I think they dropped the Miami one but they are sort of like another type of “soap” except not so complicated and less characters. I liked Bethany and she went on to have an interesting career as a spin off. Mostly outrageous over the top bitchiness. Other “Reality” shows offer a wide range of subject matter and “stars”. Nice place to visit but I really wouldn’t want to live there. 😀

  • http://the-mindlessmommy.blogspot.com Sarah

    I’m with Yvonne and Just Sayin’ on this one. It’s like watching addicts but they’re attention whores. The drama, albeit scripted most of the time, makes my life seem so much better. I definitely know now I don’t need diamonds and Jimmy Choos to be happy. By the looks of things, they tend to make people more miserable.

  • Brenda from IL

    I think we need an organization like AA to help us with our addiction to these types of shows. Maybe RA….Reality Anonymous

    “Hello, my name is Brenda and I watch these shows and I can’t stop.”

    I admit it, I watch. I’m not proud, but there you have it. They make me and my life seem so good and pure and normal. They’re like a lesson on how not to behave and how not to raise your children and how not to spend your money.

    These women are all so shallow and insecure, it’s scary. I just wonder how they got to be this way.

  • burning eyeballs

    Not me, not now, not ever.

    Life is too short and besides they are not real housewives by any stretch.

  • JMD

    I usually have a light lunch around 1-2pm and watch the reality courtroom cases but NOT that awful Nancy Grace. I hope she’s been taken to task about her unprofessional and biased judgements about the Casey Anthony trial. She was NOT in the courtroom, hearing what the judge and jury heard. Anyway, I like to see how the laws are applied to ordinary people with tales of woe, drama and sometimes comedic adventures. We are such interesting humans and often predictable.

  • Buckeye Bob

    JMD, I,m not sure if Mock has ever posted this but It is a classic from Judge Judy. Can you say Dumb?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSUXTFceilo

  • Ok

    New to the Mock. Hillbuzz.org sent me. Love the blog! I watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta, but it was also by accident. The obsession happened when I was sick and confined to the couch for a day. Bravo was running a marathon of Atlanta Housewives, and it was literally the only thing interesting that was on. Now I know it’s awful, yet I can’t look away.

  • sln

    They all just look so……tight, and weird, and unnatural. They kind of scare me.

  • Bella

    Yvonne/Sarah: Come on, how can you call them filthy? I think that’s kind of unfair. I would call it back stabbing and dirty fighting. Wait, maybe you two women ought to try out for a new show, The Sour Grapes Sorority? I hear it pays well.

  • WilderWoman

    Brenda from IL: I love your idea and don’t forget the al anons.
    OK: welcome hang any ole time.
    BB that was a hoot and she has some tough love issues but she is the poster person for courtroom dramas.
    Can some of you ladies say pecksniffian?

  • So Cal Mom

    I am guilty. My husband hates it! Watched the RHO-BH because of Kim Richards (same reason as JUST SAYING). Watch RHO-OC, cuz I live in the OC- but let me just say us “normal” housewives/moms are nothing like the ones you see on TV- I promise!!! It’s also fun to see locations that are familiar, etc. I watched RHO-NY ‘cuz i wanted to see how similar/different the ladies would be from the OC ones. Got hooked ‘cuz it is like watching a car accident & reminds me that $$$ doesn’t buy you happiness! Watch NJ on occassion; don’t watch Atlanta; didn’t care much for the couple of episodes i saw of Miami or DC. See… I CAN control myself! 🙂 I’m so excited Project Runway started again!!!

  • Mockarena

    Welcome aboard, Ok!!! 🙂

  • Junebug

    We all have our closet TV habits. I love Shark Tank.

  • Ok

    Thanks, Mockarena! Or should I call you Head Mock? 😉

  • april h

    I watch New Jersey, NY, and Beverly Hills… I watched DC, but they were boring. I watch them because I have a stuffy job, go to school, and watch them because I LOVE trainwreck tv. I also watch Mob Wives and just about any other trash I can find.

  • http://the-mindlessmommy.blogspot.com Sarah

    April h..love me some Mob Wives too..it’s like RHWO Jersey meets Jersey Shore. They’re so cheese-tastic!

    Bella, do you need and ice pack for that butthurt? Sorry if I offended you.

  • Bella

    Well, Sarah, you funny trash watching junkie. Clue me in on what exactly is a “butthurt”? I love the expression. 🙂

  • http://the-mindlessmommy.blogspot.com Sarah

    Urban Dictionary definition of “butthurt”

    I think definition #6 best describes the situation. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. 🙂

  • CA

    I was having dinner after work at the bar in my favorite Turkish restaurant in Tribeca NYC, and that countess chick, Luann De lesseps was seated outside at a table with a group having drinks. She comes in to use the bathroom which is right by the bar where I was sitting, and I must admit, she is striking and very attractive in person, when her much younger boyfriend comes running in after her, and the two start making out right in front of the restroom…for like 5 minutes which is in the middle of the restaurant, which was full!…I thought to myself, not a very classy move for someone with a title, who writes books on etiquette and manners.