This ought to take care of it.
Monthly Archive for July, 2011
Thanks to The Captain for sending this one along. Boogity Boogity Boogity.
I go back and forth on how I feel about Gwyneth Paltrow. Some days I intensely dislike her, and other days I think she’s kinda awesome.
Today, she’s awesome, because of this tweet.
LOVE.
This totally wouldn’t work if you borrowed Junior Mock and Mini Mock. Just FYI.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this ad, and it is SO AWESOME. Now, you might recall that I don’t have to worry about this stuff anymore, what with my lack of uterus and whatnot, but I still feel for my friends who have to suffer through it still. For the record, it never made me want to twirl or dance or touch soft things.
I’m exhausted, you guys, and so it took me like three reads of this name to realize how totally AWFUL it is. Hopefully you’ll get it quicker than I did. Hint: Say it without a break between first and last name.
MEAN.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video of a bicycle air bag thingy that looks kinda awesome because it seems to, you know, work and stuff. I don’t know how they made it so it doesn’t strangle you at the same time, but they appeared to have done just that and I can see where it’d be really useful.
But what’s hilarious is that instead of focusing on the safety factor, they’re trying to sell it as a FASHION STATEMENT. FOR REAL. Look!
I’m sorry, but if you’re one of those people who needs to look fashionable ON A BIKE, then I’m pretty sure we couldn’t be friends. When I ride a bike, and I don’t even ride the kind with the clippy pedals or anything, I look HORRIBLE. Because I’m generally sweating and doing it for exercise and whatnot. I don’t make it a habit of wearing a freaking BLACK COCKTAIL DRESS to ride a bike.
Discuss.
Who watches this crap? REVEAL YOURSELVES AT ONCE.
I’ve never seen a Real Housewives episode in my entire life. From any city. Probably because I’m too busy watching the trainwrecks on Hoarders or Intervention. And from the looks of this clip, it doesn’t appear I’m missing much.
Do any of you watch? Explain yourselves at once.
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