Monthly Archive for May, 2011

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Inappropriate

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, and it is by far one of the most inappropriate wedding photos OF ALL TIME.

What POSSIBLE REASON could the photographer have had for making this couple pose like this?

Ick.

Your Friday Morning Unbearable Cuteness

Teeny tiny kitten doing the sleepy footshakes? ADORABLE. But wait till the 32 second mark, at which point there is so much cuteness that it made my heart hurt.

Body Language

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this picture, and I can’t improve on what she suggested as the possible caption bubble which belongs squarely over the grandpa’s head.

“If only I’d used a trojan….”

The toddler child is adorable. I”ll give ’em that.

ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: This Song Is Worse Than The Friday Song

This could seriously be the worst song that was ever written in the history of songs. And it lasts for an ETERNITY, and the video is just two chicks shaking their assular areas as hard as they can shake them. For over four minutes.

I’m not sure what the point of this type of dancing is, if you can call it that. I mean, I like to shake my booty as much as the next person, but not so it looks like my booty is practically its own separate appendage with a mind of its own. This is just bizarre and gross and weird.

And the song. OMG the song is so awful.

You’ve been warned.

Cuteness

Junior Mock’s teacher discovered recently that Junior Mock LOVES to play Wii.  Bowling, in particular.  Now, naturally, he requires assistance to play, because he has really very little purposeful movement with his arms.  But when he gets help, he LOVES the Wii.

And he loves hearing the WORD Wii.  It completely gives him the giggles.  One day I asked him about the Wii several times, and he just laughed and laughed, and I thought, “You know what Mockdockers have never had the good fortune to hear?  Junior Mock’s laugh.”  And so here you go – video of Junior Mock reacting to his favorite new word.  You’ll just have to forgive the fact that I have to repeat the word so many times, and the fact that I giggle the entire time.

Are you smiling right now? Because every time I watch that, I BEAM.

Today, his school held its end-of-school banquet thingy where they give awards to students for various things. And Junior Mock won the award for “Wii Master – in recognition for his use of fine motor skills to operate the Wii.” LOOK at how adorable this is:

Apparently, when his name was called and the word “Wii” was spoken, he started shrieking and squealing with delight and the entire audience started laughing, which made him immediately stick his lip out, and do that thing he does with his face when he’s not sure if he’s happy or worried. It’s SO CUTE.

Anyway, I know some of you like Junior Mock stories, so now you have your fix. 🙂

This Is What Richard Simmons Looks Like Now

It’s sooooooooooooooooooo much worse than I imagined.

Is This The Thumb Guy???

You guys remember the thumb guy, right?  This might be him.   And if it is, he will henceforth be known as frontbutt guy instead of thumb guy.

Most. Useless Doors. EVER.

I guess for giants who are overly concerned about keeping their faces hidden, these would work.  Otherwise?

Not so much.

Lady Gaga Used To Be Normal

I just thought you’d like to know.

Inappropriate

I don’t think this is recommended by obstetricians.

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