I Have Very Exciting News For All Of You

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it or not, but Daisy, Leroy and I, along with two other cool chicks, are heading to Vegas in July to celebrate the occasion of Daisy’s 40th birthday.ย  It’s going to be epic, especially since Daisy has never been, and we are counting the days till we get to go.

You’re probably wondering how in the world that’s exciting news FOR YOU.

Well, I’ll tell you.ย  The exciting news is that none other than BUCKEYE BOB has graciously agreed to guest-post in my absence.ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ย  I decided that it would be really nice to take the kind of vacation where I actually don’t bring a laptop with me, you see.ย ย  And so I thought about who might be the best person to fill in for me while I was gone –ย  for approximately a millisecond, because there was really no reason to think about it when the choice was OBVIOUS.

When I asked him if he was interested, he said he was actually more interested in going to Vegas, and questioned whether a male chaperone was needed.ย  Then he expressed concern that he might not be able to find suitable material during my absence.ย  To which I responded, “BB – half of the stuff I post is stuff you send me.”

I know you’ll all welcome Buckeye Bob as a fill-in author with wide open mockdock arms.ย  My only concern, really, is that you won’t want me to come back. ๐Ÿ™‚

Anyway, you’ll hear more about Buckeye Bob’s foray into headlining mockery in the upcoming weeks.ย  For now, your challenge, if you choose to comment on this post, is to strike a perfect balance of excitement about Buckeye Bob’s guest posting and sorrow about the fact that I’ll be gone for a few days.

To get your creative commenting juices flowing, here’s a fuschia landbeast.

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  • WakeUp

    The fuchsia landbeast has spoken… all hail Buckeye Bob as a temporary replacement for Mock.

    Mock, let your hair down, you deserve a break. We’ll be here when you get back ๐Ÿ™‚

    p.s. Does this mean BB will take the reins for COTR? Because if so we may need to get him one of these while he holds the job… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iGa-cnAxVg0

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    I will miss your snark but welcome all the inappropriateness until you return. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Mockarena

    Our guest poster at COTR will be announced shortly as well. Buckeye Bob will have his hands full here, so we’re spreading the work around. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Azygos

    We went to Vegas last November and saw Garth Brooks in concert. If you are a country music fan and can plan a weekend when he is there go. We bought a package at the Wynn where he performs and had a wonderful time. Even though we stayed out of the casino as we don’t smoke.

  • CleopatrasGramma

    What a wonderful choice! BB always has the best comments! Love you, Mock, but maybe you should be a littel worried! ;P

  • ER

    Have a GREAT vacation. Bob….can’t wait to see what you have in store for us ๐Ÿ™‚ I love this site!

  • sunnyAZ

    OMG, WakeUp, I about pissed myself!

  • Pict13

    Have a great time in Vegas! I’m excited to see what Mockeye Bob has up his sleeve.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Happy Birthday Daisy! You sexy lady you! My husband’s 40th is today. I’ve been teasing him nonstop!

  • Buckeye Bob

    You guys I was tricked into it. Mock propositioned me and I said yes. I was confused. I didn’t think it was to stay behind and work. Something about all these hot chicks going to Vegas and she needed me. So I’m thinking along the lines of a cabana boy just keeping them oiled up and their wine glasses full. Isn’t that what most women want, a 50+ out of shape man in a speedo serving them. But as it turns out I’ll stay here and try to keep her site from crashing. It should be interesting because I don’t know what I’m doing. And I won’t be wearing the speedo.

  • MAVEN

    Thank you, BB, for manning up w/o your speedo on. We luvs ya.

  • R

    Pict, Mockeye Bob! That was awesome!

    How AWFUL that you’re going to be gone, Mock. I might need to consider antidepressants.

    How AWESOME that BB is going to take over! No need for antidepressants after all.

    (Was that sufficiently horrified and delighted for you?)

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Mock, are you sure you want to unleash the beast that is Buckeye Bob? I’m cringing already thinking of the stuff he sends to you and you DON’T publish! What is he going to decide that’s fit for my innocent eyes to view?!

  • mikey

    Is it true that all BB posts will be under the headline Appropriately Inappropriate? Gee, I hope it’s true ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Tina B

    Mock, you will be missed, but there’s much too much to do to bother taking your laptop with you and missing out on all the fun. Just try not to lose your shirt while you’re there.

    Bob, I’m not sure whether to be excited, scared or both, knowing that you’ll be filling in for Mock. Whatever you choose to share with us to mock is surely going to be comment-worthy, for certain! Best to start getting your lineup ready, eh?