I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it or not, but Daisy, Leroy and I, along with two other cool chicks, are heading to Vegas in July to celebrate the occasion of Daisy’s 40th birthday. It’s going to be epic, especially since Daisy has never been, and we are counting the days till we get to go.
You’re probably wondering how in the world that’s exciting news FOR YOU.
Well, I’ll tell you. The exciting news is that none other than BUCKEYE BOB has graciously agreed to guest-post in my absence. I decided that it would be really nice to take the kind of vacation where I actually don’t bring a laptop with me, you see. And so I thought about who might be the best person to fill in for me while I was gone – for approximately a millisecond, because there was really no reason to think about it when the choice was OBVIOUS.
When I asked him if he was interested, he said he was actually more interested in going to Vegas, and questioned whether a male chaperone was needed. Then he expressed concern that he might not be able to find suitable material during my absence. To which I responded, “BB – half of the stuff I post is stuff you send me.”
I know you’ll all welcome Buckeye Bob as a fill-in author with wide open mockdock arms. My only concern, really, is that you won’t want me to come back.
Anyway, you’ll hear more about Buckeye Bob’s foray into headlining mockery in the upcoming weeks. For now, your challenge, if you choose to comment on this post, is to strike a perfect balance of excitement about Buckeye Bob’s guest posting and sorrow about the fact that I’ll be gone for a few days.
To get your creative commenting juices flowing, here’s a fuschia landbeast.