An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to a story about the new fad in facial hair “sweeping the nation.” And it is the DUMBEST THING EVER.
If you are a dude, DO NOT get “swept up” by this fad, because I promise you that women who are normal will think you’re completely stupid. And that’s just the best you can hope for. Many women will not only think you’re completely stupid, but will probably punch you in the face.
Behold: The Monkeytail Beard
I do like SAYING “monkeytail beard.” But mostly because I like saying the word “monkey.”
Still. Don’t do this.