Dumbest New Fad EVER

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to a story about the new fad in facial hair “sweeping the nation.”  And it is the DUMBEST THING EVER.

If you are a dude, DO NOT get “swept up” by this fad, because I promise you that women who are normal will think you’re completely stupid.  And that’s just the best you can hope for.  Many women will not only think you’re completely stupid, but will probably punch you in the face.

Behold:  The Monkeytail Beard

I do like SAYING “monkeytail beard.”  But mostly because I like saying the word “monkey.”

Still.  Don’t do this.

 

 

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  • burning eyeballs

    Any man that does this has way too much time on his hands.

    Get job already!

  • Buckeye Bob

    Awww crap! I guess I might as well go shave now!

  • Jim

    Hmmm, monkey tail beard. That makes his ear the monkeys r-sole. It follows therefore that he has to have shirt for brains.

  • Rachel

    Is the other side of his face bare?

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    On top of how ridiculous it looks, can you imagine a guy telling you he needed to go home and groom his monkey tail? Especially if you had never seen his beard?

  • Tina B

    I think that’s got to be about the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen! The guy would look great without it, since he’s easy on the eyes, but I can’t get past that ridiculously silly, hairy thing that appears to be wiping him beneath his nose. Ugh!

  • mikey

    The guy pictured should consider dating the Fergie daughter who bought her hat from Harrods of Whoville.

  • http://timothycuff.com tim

    Let me guess – he’s a liberal progressive democrat.

  • cas-96

    Really?? No one should ever think this is a good idea. Next, the stupid “rat-tails” of the 80’s will make a come back. Shudder!!!

  • Gipper Gal

    MAVEN responds Monkey see, Monkey doo doo

  • Anonymous

    can’t seem to shake Gipper Gal name change/close won’t hold

  • mga

    apparently evolution is reversing!