Remember when Adam Lambert was just a dude who happened to sing pretty well and wear a little eyeliner?
Yeah. I don’t even wanna THINK about how long it takes him to look like this. This isn’t just a little eyeliner. This is more make up than Tammy Faye Baker wore. And it looks like he has an entire tub of Vaseline in his hair.
Which reminds me. Remember when this happened?