ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: This Is An Example Of A Woman I Would Not Approve Of Mini-Mock Dating When He Grows Up

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me an article about this chick, who is an Actual Person and MOTHER OF FOUR INNOCENT HELPLESS CHILDREN.   And she’s had all sorts of horns implanted in her head, along with basically covering her entire body in tattoos.

I know it makes me prejudiced against horned fanged vampire people, and frankly, I’m ok with that.

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  • burning eyeballs

    I want to know who would breed with that? Why?
    And a follow up on the children 20 years from now.

  • WakeUp

    That’s *not* normal.

  • tim

    “As to who would breed with that” – well no one. However, if I were drunk to the point of 20/5000 beer goggles, I would adhere to an old adage “Go Ugly Early”.

    I don’t think this girl? realizes that some day she will be over age 35.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    I just showed this picture to my 9-year-old son, and told him, “Don’t ever bring one of these home!” He said, “Don’t worry mommy, I won’t!”

  • Buckeye Bob

    You can imagine my shock when she walks into the bar to meet me for our blind date. After all, I had become so excited to meet this self described “horny” chick.

  • Pict13

    Heaven help those kids when the next PTA meeting or parent/teacher day is held.

  • Anonymous

    “No Johnny, you cannot have a playdate at the fanged, horned, devil house.”

  • jen

    why do you have to be so catty?

  • sunnyAZ

    My eyes, my eyes!

  • Tina B

    OMG!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL! IT! NOW!!!

  • Hatchetwoman

    Oh, Mock, really, must you be so small-minded?

    :p

  • Sparky

    I thought it was Lady Gaga!

  • poptrio

    Those poor children! They should be taken out of that home NOW!

  • WakeUp

    How do you show up to a parent-teacher conference like that…?
    Teacher: Joey has not been doing well lately…

  • Rachel

    I have only one thing to say: Lord Jesus, please bless this woman and show her the way into your kingdom.

  • poptrio

    I found a before pic of Maria! As Mock said Why? Why? Why? And like I said a few days ago… those poor kids need to be taken away and put into a loving home.
    [img]http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Maria Before.jpg[/img]

  • Matthew House

    “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

    Of -course- you’re doing what -you- feel is best for someone you don’t know from a hole in the ground.. Because you know -best- darn it! Nevermind the morals or ethics of it, you’re going to spend -my money- ( which was extracted under threat of death by policeman) and use it to pay some -other- person to go to that woman, and take her children by force.

    and all because you dissaprove of her choices in body decoration.

  • Mockarena

    Matthew – holy crap dude – CALM DOWN.

    Here’s where you’re wrong. You said, “Of -course- you’re doing what -you- feel is best for someone you don’t know from a hole in the ground.”

    Really? Where in my post did I “do what I feel is best for someone?” I mentioned in the title that I wouldn’t approve of my son marrying a chick like that. FYI – I know my son from a hole in the ground. I never suggested using YOUR MONEY to freaking take that chick’s kids away. I suggested I wouldn’t want my kid ever marrying someone who destroys their own body in such a manner.

    You make no sense. And heck yeah – I disapprove of her choices. Doesn’t mean I’m suggesting taking her stupid choices away. As you’ve proven, people are free to be as stupid as they want.

  • Seige
  • Treezy

    You need to learn how to accept others and stop being a pathetic troll(;