They’re Everywhere, Not Just Wal-Mart

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a photo that his sister’s friend took on Ventura Pier, and it just goes to show you that these flesh-revealing landbeasts are viewable outside the walls of Wal-mart.

I still think they’re indigenous to Wal-mart, but apparently they come outside every now and then too.

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  • el pato

    where’s a squirt gun when you need it?
    holy cow, what a beast!!

  • Mikey

    I think she chose to walk on the pier as people won’t suspect where the fishy smell is wafting from…..

    Looks like they both have the same hairdresser.

  • WPDunn71901

    Jebua Xrist, I’m a big ole boy but dayum

  • Buckeye Bob

    Later the pier was declared unsafe due to the huge ugly crack that was spotted on the surface.

  • WakeUp

    Evolution before your eyes… a whale walking upright… You saw it here first.

  • sarno8ch

    Apparently skirts are ‘half off’ at Wal-mart.

  • ER

    I don’t get it. When I was in my 20’s I was severely skinny (Leeann Rhimes skinny), but still worried how I looked in a bathing suit, etc. HOW is it that these people aren’t self conscious about their weight/size? Who/what convinces them they look good enough to go out like that?! Dumbfounded!!!

  • mga

    i wanna know who the guy is who told her she looked sexy.

  • DirectorEvil

    “SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW FAULT JUST OFF THE CALIFORNIA COAST!”

  • Emily

    I just don’t get it. WHY!?!