OMG YOU GUYS WASN’T IT AMAZING!??!?!?
First of all, Kate Middleton looked totally flawlessly beautifully gorgeously perfect.
I mean, this dress is just everything it was supposed to be only way more. My only beef with this is the bouquet, which is way too small and way too cheap looking. But the dress? EXQUISITE.
And her sister Pippa? OMG BEANPOLE. Gorgeous, perfect beanpole.
Just unspeakably beautiful. I can’t even TAKE how gorgeous they are. I was at Leroy’s this morning with some of her family and friends, and we were all just in awe.
The Queen looked like an Easter egg, but she’s so old at this point I don’t think she can even help it. Kate’s mom, who looks like the long lost sister of Anjelica Huston, looked gorgeous in her icy blue, and even Camilla looked ok:
But Fergie’s daughters were total disasters. LOOK AT HOW WRETCHED they were:
They can’t be serious, right? I mean, they did this as some sort of huge joke, or as a dare, or SOMETHING. Because everything is wrong. EV.ERY. THING.
Harry’s girlfriend was also kind of a trainwreck:
You can’t really tell in that photo, but she’s too tan. And she needed a brighter lipstick. And she needed to wear the same COLOR on both top and bottom. Or just something else entirely. Ick.
Naturally, my Victoria and David looked AMAZING. I MEAN LOOK AT THEM.
I just couldn’t love them any harder. And look at her shoes. She’s ready to birth a child, and yet she’s in like 8 inch Louboutins. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
Anyway, I’m basking in after-wedding happiness right now. I’ll mock something later.