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i thought it was a little teenager!!
do adult girls actually talk like that????
no wonder ryan had to leave.
I, too, thought it was a very young teenager. Wow, just wow!
Wow… don’t you just wonder what their conversation was based on her message?!? hahahaha!
For her sake, I hope this was a drunk dial and that she isn’t like this sober.
I’m guessing they got along great while her mouth was too full to talk. After that, he had to hurry up and get out of town.
(She probably thought he liked yo yo’s because he told her she looked like she had one in her pants.)
oh,! and my last name starts with “d” too,
d as in dumb as a post
e as in eeeew
s as in………shoot, oh yeah, shoot
p as in parrot
yeah Desperate
Maybe someone should introduce her to Dimitri the stud… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o
Some years ago I woke up one morning with a woman sitting up in my bed talking about like that. Thank God I had an elevator in my house. I told her that I was late for a meeting, pushed her into the elevator, punched the down button and told her to run for the front door before my mean dog woke up and chased her.
Holy crap. That must have been some shirt!
I was so embarrassed for her. Girl needs to stop killing the few brain cells she has.
bob…….lol
Didn’t think anyone could do it, as I have a well known addiction, but she just turned me off Jamba Juice!…I have a classic phone message that’s much worse than this-in fact it was scary, as she went from pleasant dizziness, like this caller to a homicidal maniac with a 5 minute rant. I saved that message for a long time as a reminder to stay out of bars…of course it failed, but that’s another story.
The sad thing is, this girl will get drunk over the weekend, and start crying to her friends about how this guy’s such a dick because he didn’t call her back. Then she’ll go on to talk about how all men suck and how they’re all assholes, and then she’ll eventually grow up to become one of those bitter women who hate men but really really really want to marry one. And some poor dumbass guy will finally get suckered into marrying her, and he’ll be miserable.