Man/Goose Love

I love this story. I’m not generally a fan of big geese, because they creep me out a little, but I like Maria.

If I were that dude, though, I’d keep an eye out for boiling bunnies, because Maria seems like she could totally go Fatal Attraction at any moment.

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  • R

    I’m SO glad I didn’t see this ’til AFTER I cooked all the geese my husband hunted and brought home. I’ll do my best to forget poor Maria next season.

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    That’s hilarious!! Geese are pretty yucky, but I think I’d make an exception for Maria too.

  • Nancy

    I think geese are crazy in a bad way, and they poop every where. I thought I was going to have to wrestle one a long time ago because it was starting to go after my then 2 year old, just like Maria was going after that dog walking by. Not acceptable.