After Careful Deliberation….

….I have decided to share with you one of Ashley Judd’s weekend tweets. I debated about it, because I didn’t want to be the reason some of you closet Ashley-lovers ended up following her, but then I thought, “No – this is the kind of tweet that ought to be shared.”

Don’t misunderstand, I do NOT follow her. I simply LOOK at her twitter page from time to time, to see if there is anything which is particularly mockable. When I first saw this tweet, I thought, “GOD – that is SO TYPICAL ASHLEY.” And then I thought maybe it was just me who saw the annoying-ness of it, because I’m so hypersensitive to all the annoying stuff she does. But then, an alert and astute mockdocker ALSO forwarded the tweet to me, saying, “I think you’ll appreciate this Ashley Judd gem from twitter.” And I knew I wasn’t alone. And Daisy agreed that I should mock it as well.

So here you go, mockdockers:

“Imagine how fun it is to be me,” she said.  How much do you want to punch her in the face right now?  Look.  She’s even giving you a bindi target in this photo (although I like that it’s blurry because instead of looking like a bindi – which is annoying on its own – it looks like a giant zit.)

Catty? Yup.  It’s what I do. 😉

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  • Jim

    Is Dario’s huge “now lead” code for his, uh, you know?

    Fun to be me……….P*ss off

  • burning eyeballs

    Does Dario deflate her head so it can get through the door?

  • The Captain…

    Don’t get all worked up, Mock. In a couple weeks, when Franchitti is caught nude in a Ramada Inn with Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, three and a half gallons of early times, 7 porn stars, a high-jacked Haagen Daas delivery truck, 17 cases of pirated copies of “Double Jeopardy” and the entire cast of “Time Bandits”, she won’t be thinking it’s “so good to be Ashley”. I’m just sayin’…

    The Captain…
    Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock

  • Mockarena

    Cap’n – your comment totally GLEED ME OUT. LOVE.