According to this, this friendly looking fellow was arrested the other day in Colorado on suspicion of drunk driving.
After pulling him over, a cop administered a sobriety test which this dude failed, and it indicated that his blood alcohol level was 3x the legal limit. He was taken to the police station for a blood test, and that’s when things got interesting.
Dude asked to go to the bathroom, and when he came out, an officer noticed that he had something in his mouth. In a flash, the officer realized what it was when the crazy dude SPIT A MOUTHFUL OF HIS OWN CRAP at the cop.
Yes. You read that correctly. The guy went to the bathroom, took a dump, and stored it in his mouth to then spit at the cop.
At this point, I think it was safe to say they could skip the blood test, because I’m guessing you have to be pretty much blitzed to actually eat your own sh*t.
I think I can safely speak for most of us when I say, “Eeeeeeeeew.” And for those of you who disagree? HI PERVS!