Monthly Archive for February, 2011

There Comes A Point In A Woman’s Life…

…when she is too old to wear dresses that have slits all the way up to the crotchular area, regardless of how well she maintains her figure.

Madonna, thy time has passed.  Please stop showing so much of yourself.

Thank you.

Wanna See The Cutest Thing Ever?

Mini-Mock wrote his first complete free-form sentence on his little doodle board thingy this weekend. Look at the sweetness:

“Good Daddy I love you Good Mommy I love you.”  HOW SWEET IS THAT?  I mean, I know it’s not the best grammar and that it basically looks like one giant long word.  But it’s the sweetest thing ever and I figured you’d all appreciate it after being subjected to Charlie Sheen’s video in the previous post.

Oh, Hi Mr. Crazy

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Charlie Sheen is insane. And holy crap, you guys. He looks HORRIBLE.

But you know, you can’t process him with a normal brain. You know.

Let’s Talk Oscar Dresses

I’ll plan on updating this post for the next couple hours, adding in more dresses as I find them. Chime in with your thoughts, ok? And let me just give you a quick disclaimer. I am waaaay behind on knowing who the hot actors/actresses are these days. So some of these pics will be of people that I cannot identify, and I’ll need your help.

Pictures will start after the jump.

Let’s begin.

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Well, At Least She’s Honest

There comes a point when people just hit rock bottom. Usually, that’s when they’re finally able to realize they have a problem, and they can start dealing with it.

I’m going to HOPE that the photo after the jump gets this chick to her rock bottom sooner rather than later, so that she can see it miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight not be a good idea to be quite so forthright about how big of a loser she is.

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Warning: You Can’t Unsee This

So if you DON’T want to see the world’s fattest contortionist, don’t play this video.

FYI: His weight fluctuates with the “candy of the season.”

Wow.

Worst. Interview. EVER.

As a person who has conducted many many many interviews during the course of my career, I can safely tell you that this using your beard to eat Skittles is NOT a recommended way to impress anyone in HR.

FYI.

Saturday Morning Prankage

I can’t get enough of this kind of stuff. TOTAL GLEES.

Well, This Is An Interesting Way To Respond To An Arrest

According to this,  this friendly looking fellow was arrested the other day in Colorado on suspicion of drunk driving.

After pulling him over, a cop administered a sobriety test which this dude failed, and it indicated that his blood alcohol level was 3x the legal limit.   He was taken to the police station for a blood test, and that’s when things got interesting.

Dude asked to go to the bathroom, and when he came out, an officer noticed that he had something in his mouth.  In a flash, the officer realized what it was when the crazy dude SPIT A MOUTHFUL OF HIS OWN CRAP at the cop.

Yes.  You read that correctly.  The guy went to the bathroom, took a dump, and stored it in his mouth to then spit at the cop.

At this point, I think it was safe to say they could skip the blood test, because I’m guessing you have to be pretty much blitzed to actually eat your own sh*t.

I think I can safely speak for most of us when I say, “Eeeeeeeeew.”  And for those of you who disagree?  HI PERVS!

iPhone AutoCorrect O’ The Day

Camel whore is now officially what I will call my camera bag.  Henceforth and forthwith.

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