Attention Townspeople: There Are Better Ways To Cope With Boredom Than This

For example, instead of being run over by a train, this dude could have spent the afternoon perusing the archives of The Mock Dock.

Then again, he did just become PART of the archives of The Mock Dock, so perhaps he’s potentially saved someone ELSE from being run over by a train on purpose.

Just come hang out here, you guys. Don’t film yourselves being run over by trains.

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  • Punky

    That is an idiot of epic proportions. I wonder how freaked out the conductor was.

  • sunnyAZ

    That dude has brains in his caboose!

  • Buckeye Bob

    He was never in danger of having his brains splattered considering he has none.

  • Rachel

    Seriously? How did humans become so stupid?

  • The Captain…

    That he lived is proof that Darwin is full of shit…

    The Captain…
    Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock

  • sunnyAZspawn

    Hope this guy didn’t add to the gene pool.

  • Rick’s Cafe

    I can’t believe he laid on his stomach….what a wimp!! How cool would it have been to look at the bottom of the train as it’s passing over!

  • mommameah

    My husband’s head would pop right off his shoulders if he were to see this. (He is a manager with the railroad). He still scolds me for putting pennies on the tracks when I was a kid….and he didn’t even know me then. If I told him some of the other stuff we did on the railroad tracks as kids we would probably have to seek counseling.

  • mommameah

    NEVER did anything this stupid though.