Attention Townspeople: I Will Not Product Test This

According to this, Lady Gaga is going to release a fragrance which will smell like blood and semen.

Apparently, she’s out of ideas on ways to dress shockingly, so she’s moving on to shocking scents now.

She is ridiculous.  But not nearly as ridiculous as someone who would Actually Buy This Perfume.

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  • sunnyAZ

    She is wacked.

  • Hatchetwoman

    Is it going to have a tampon-shaped applicator?

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Mmm…I love the smell of blood and semen in the morning.

  • Anonymous

    Sooooo…what your telling me is that she’s releasing a new fragrance that smells like Charlie Sheen?

    The Captain…
    Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock

  • Buckeye Bob

    Is she just going to have them copy the smell from her panties?

  • Diana

    Oh wow… who needs flowers when we can walk around smelling like a public bathroom?

    I’ll pass.

  • Rachel

    I’m so over this wackjob. Why are we still talking about her? We’re just feeding her!

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    She looks like a braying donkey in that picture. Guess that goes along with being an a$$.

  • mikey

    Diana: hence the eau du toilette will be aptly named.

    It will be released on Valentine’s Day and will be called Bukkake Bloodbath.

  • R

    Mikey, did you mean Buttcake Bloodbath? Or is Bukkake some sort of Japanese beef, like Kobe, that she wore to that awards thing? I’m simultaneously hoping you made a typo while fearing looking it up in case it’s not a typo.

    Either way, I have to shudder in horror.

  • mikey

    R: no it’s not a typo. Look it up and prepare to shudder đŸ™‚

  • mga

    lol, mikey…you sure know how to shock some people.

  • JMD

    She has finally become her own “hard act to follow” and is slowly destroying herself with her over the top theatrics. She is talented and clever but has become a tasteless boob and an icon for idiots.

  • BenderJ

    So Lady Gaga is just going to wring out Amy Winehouse’s clothes?!!?

  • burning eyeballs

    No longer will Lady Ga Ga’s mother have to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Every animal in town will gladly hump her…no bone needed.

  • R

    Mikey, I tried to look it up but my filter blocked it. I’ll just pretend I found it and shudder anyway, sound good?

  • mikey

    R: Saved by the filter! The Japanese are uniquely depraved….

    BenderJ: Upon encountering any part of Amy Winehouse, sperm would vigorously swim the other way.