Product Watch: Get A Bigger Boobular Area!

This is all Asian and stuff, but you don’t need to understand it to realize that it’s the biggest bunch of crap ever. You’re not going to get bigger boobies by shaking them a lot, mechanically or otherwise.

But because I love our resident male mockdockers, I thought they’d appreciate the commercial anyway. Plus, I’m hoping at least one of them is grateful enough that they send me one of the cute animals from my Christmas list.

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  • Buckeye Bob

    This will work but it works on TIPS (with a P) As long as they have this turned on and they are bar tending it will definitely increase the size of their tiPs.
    Next up is a male version to grow the penis because we all know when you start shaking that, it’s going to grow.

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Ha! Buckeye, you’re hilarious!

    My favorite image was the breast fat sliding into the belly. If only it worked like that!

  • sunnyAZspawn

    I have something like this, but it definitely doesn’t go in my bra!;)

  • Jim

    Do I see a product test on this? I don’t think you can call it the biggest bunch of crap ever without trying it,

  • mga

    “My favorite image was the breast fat sliding into the belly. If only it worked like that!”

    i don’t know, olivia, from what i’ve seen i think that might be true.

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    I laughed at the breast fat sliding into the belly too, Olivia! OMG if that happened to me I’d look pregnant. My chest resembles the product in use when I’m just walking.

  • Punky

    Olivia – I know what you mean! Only I don’t want it to slide into my belly! I don’t need any help there! I’m one of those crazy people who want mine to disappear.

  • Sunnyazspawn

    I would much prefer my belly fat to go to my boobular area!

  • Rick’s Cafe

    My 3rd ex-wife must have been using this machine on her back side …. for many, many years!

  • Daisy

    Rick’s Cafe wins. I think I just guffawed. Out loud.


  • Pat

    I would like to volunteer to keep my hands on the test subjects throughout the test, from the tiny beginning to the very giant ending of the session.