Best. Caption. EVER.

This totally gave me the glees.

You know what else gives me the glees?  Hilarious headlines.  Whenever I see one, I save it into a word file so that I can look back at it later and re-glee.  I did that today, with my collection of saved headlines, and I’d like to share a few with you.  I take no credit for them, but also have no idea who to credit.  I just think they’re hilarious.

Rod Blagojevich’s lawyers take a gamble by not putting him on the stand. If this doesn’t pan out there will be hell toupee.”

Boy fascinated with fish drowns in garden pond. Act of Cod suspected.”

“French politician Rachida Dati issues a public apology for confusing oral sex with inflation. What a cunning linguist.”


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  • sunnyAZ

    Those are awesome, now I have the glees!

  • Punky

    I loved this picture and caption so much! I can’t stop giggling!

    I’ll share a couple of my dad’s favorites:

    Reported: There’s a hole in the wall at the women’s dorm. The police are looking into it.

    Toilet stolen from local police station. The police have nothing to go on.

  • Brenda from IL

    Hilarious, Mock! Thanks for the giggle.

    This topic reminded me of a billboard we saw in rural Illinois several years ago, advertising the new saver card for the local grocery store, Dick’s Supermarket. (this saver card would be along the lines of the Jewel Preferred Card).

    It was called the Dick’s Insider Card.

    I. KID. YOU. NOT.

    Happy New Year!!!