All You Can Do At This Point Is Just Pity The Dude

According to this, police found Charlie Sheen in a completely trashed hotel room naked and drunk. There was also a naked escort found screaming in a closet.

And they’re treating this like it’s Actual News. Hello, this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about. This is like his standard Tuesday morning.

He wasn’t arrested, but instead taken to a hospital to detox and get a psych eval. And guess who took him there? Denise Richards, who apparently is way more of a masochist than I originally gave her credit for.

You know what she should do? Remarry him. That’d be a good idea.

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  • Nancy

    He is on my loathe list also…..what do people see in him? Anyone?

  • sunnyAZ

    What a LOSER!

  • Buckeye Bob

    Oh come on now!
    If I only had a dime for every time I was found naked and drunk in a hotel room with a screaming hooker.

  • AngelafromOttawa

    He’ll be ok, when you take the fall in a prostitution ring, you have powerful friends behind you. Why do you think he hasn’t been put away yet.

  • Just Sayin’

    I love that this happened on a random Tuesday.