An alert and astute mockdocker, knowing my love for monkeys, sent me this article, about New Delhi using TRAINED MONKEYS to patrol the grounds during a sporting event. The monkey’s job assignment? To scare away smaller, stray monkeys.
The trained monkeys will be leashed and accompanied by trainers, and will be rented out by the organizers of the event.
Here’s what they look like on the job:
You realize what would happen if this idea took off in the US, right? UNIONS WOULD ORGANIZE THEM. And then they’d be paid more than any of us, with full pensions.