…but I am DYING to show up there just to see someone with an octopus. You know they’d be all, “Oh crap. I don’t have a ticket, but I DO happen to have an octopus! What luck!” And then they’d reach into their octopus-carrier and whip out their octopus and they’d say, “Here you go, ticket-taker person. BEHOLD my octopus. Now please allow me through the gate.”
LOVE.




I bet the Octomom has something to show them.
Make sure you insert it sideways
I knew it was a smart decision to start carrying an octopus around in my bag
I was going to guess Joe Louis Arena when the Detroit Red Wings are playing, but with the Japanese (or is it Chinese?) I guess not.
This is in Hong Kong. Octopus is the name of a card that you fill with an amount of money so you don’t have to take out cash if you take a bus or a train
They used to have a card known as the
“Direct Instant Cash Kard” (Card spelled with a K)
But they had to stop using it. The same instructions using the acronym was causing a lot of ugly situations.