Hey – you know how Paris Hilton is trying to claim that the purse she got busted with the other night, which had cocaine in it, wasn’t hers?
Well, apparently it was the same purse which she took a picture of several weeks ago and tweeted that she was all excited to have just purchased:
But you know what? None of that really matters because LOOK AT HER THUMB. That is one of the oddest looking thumbs I have ever seen. It’s like a giant apostrophe.