Come on, you guys. This really is absurd. According to this, Troy’s hair has now been insured for a million dollars. By Head and Shoulders.
If you’re a football player, and you’re playing against Troy, I totally don’t blame you for grabbing onto this giant pile of hair and pulling down as hard as you can. Because I totally would, if I were a football player.
This is like Twisted Sister and Diana Ross hair fused together and then multiplied by a factor of a billion.