According to this, the cop who arrested Paris for drug possession stopped the Escalade she was riding it because of the “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” Once she was asked to get out of the car, she asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom (this happened in front of the Wynn hotel which is where Mr. Mock and I are staying in October and I am SO ANNOYED she couldn’t have waited to do this until then when I could have seen it in person). Then, she told the cop she needed her lip gloss, and when the cop went to hand her the purse, a baggie fell out and right into his hands. A baggie filled with cocaine. And some joint-rolling wrappers. And an albuterol tablet. The albuterol was the only thing Paris claimed as her own. She said the coke and the PURSE weren’t hers – that she’d borrowed them from a friend. And according to this cop, when he asked her about the cocaine, she said, and I’m not making this up, that SHE THOUGHT IT WAS GUM.
The thing is, Paris is either the dumbest chick ever for not knowing the difference between gum and cocaine, or she’s the dumbest chick ever for assuming that saying she thought a bag of cocaine was gum would actually fly with the cop.
Either way. This chick is a moron. And she’s probably going to jail, in which case we can look forward to more photos that look like this: