Paris Hilton Is Way Dumber Than I’ve Previously Given Her Credit For

According to this, the cop who arrested Paris for drug possession stopped the Escalade she was riding it because of the “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.”  Once she was asked to get out of the car, she asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom (this happened in front of the Wynn hotel which is where Mr. Mock and I are staying in October and I am SO ANNOYED she couldn’t have waited to do this until then when I could have seen it in person).   Then, she told the cop she needed her lip gloss, and when the cop went to hand her the purse, a baggie fell out and right into his hands.  A baggie filled with cocaine.  And some joint-rolling wrappers.  And an albuterol tablet.  The albuterol was the only thing Paris claimed as her own.  She said the coke and the PURSE weren’t hers – that she’d borrowed them from a friend.  And according to this cop, when he asked her about the cocaine, she said, and I’m not making this up, that SHE THOUGHT IT WAS GUM.

Let’s review.



The thing is, Paris is either the dumbest chick ever for not knowing the difference between gum and cocaine, or she’s the dumbest chick ever for assuming that saying she thought a bag of cocaine was gum would actually fly with the cop.

Either way.  This chick is a moron.  And she’s probably going to jail, in which case we can look forward to more photos that look like this:

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  • sunnyAZ

    I could hardly believe how stupid she thinks everyone is. I almost fell off my chair when I read this earlier today.

    I just hope she does do jail time but because of her celebrity status, I’m afraid she’ll walk yet again.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Celebrity in Vegas, she’ll walk. Even though it fell out of her purse watch them call it an illegal search. That stick of gum you showed is smarter than her.

  • Cousin-in-law

    I cannot believe she tried to pull what I call “A Greg Brady.”
    “It’s not min!” Uh, yeah, right.

    Ha ha (said in my best Nelson voice).

  • Anonymous

    She will get probation and won’t do time but she will get a felony conviction.

  • burning eyeballs

    There is speculation that she did this on purpose to get back in the spot light. Wouldn’t surprise me at all with this horse faced skank.

  • Nancy

    She is so dumb.

  • lala

    she might as well have told the coppers that she was preparing to bake a cake.