How People Find The Mockdock: Late Summer Edition.

For the months of July and August:

Top keyword searches:

1. themockdock
2. joey lawrence gay
3. kim kardashian
4. colondra hamilton
5. window cats + mockdock
6. joey lawrence bulge
7. kate gosselin belly
8. antoine dodson
9. why do girls hiss when they pee
10. ashley judd pregnant

Seriously – why is joey lawrence so popular?

My favorites are these:

1. adrien grenier penis
2. boobchat
3. appollonia’s armpits
4. ann curry panties
5. ashley judd lazy eye
6. toe fungus celebrity
7. sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy
8. ashley judd puffy face
9. I love licking womens calloused crusty feet heels
10. mispelt status updates

So there you have it. We’re surrounded by pervs. HI PERVS!!! 🙂

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  • Mikey

    From the traffic feed I’ve noticed that there is a near constant stream of Kim Kardashian hits, most all coming from the far ends of the Earth. -Speaks to the global popularity of booty poppage.

    And why DO women hiss when they pee?

  • Sharyn

    HI,MOCK!!!

  • Buckeye Bob

    And the one that was left out was

    Robbie Williams Gay.

  • Mockarena

    No one ever searches for that, BB. EVER. But the 11th one WAS “Robbie Williams is totally hot and should become Mock’s Emergency Back-up Husband.”

    Freaky freaky coincidence.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Holy crap Bob, I was thinking the same thing! Hee hee!!! #9 on both lists crack me up!