Heidi Klum Is Missing Arms

An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me, and honestly, I’m kind of glad that Heidi has this whole missing arm issue to contend with, because it distracts people from the fact that this is the most hideous outfit ever.

Heidi – once you find your arms, have them dress you in something less horrible.

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  • mikey

    what the hell is that white garment? A malformed, made from diapers jumpsuit?

  • Francisco Dreadful

    “Heidi – once you find your arms, have them dress you in something less horrible. ”

    HAHAHA!… the thing about gorgeous people is that they THINK they can wear whatever the hell they want. “Oh, sure… I can totally pull this off. After all, I look way better than most people anyway”.

    Well, think again, Heidi! We’re not loving it.

  • Buckeye Bob

    She’s dressed in black and white to look like a penguin since she heard Seal’s eat penguins.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    HAHAHAHAHA Bob! I’m not a fan of hers. I love Project Runway, but I think she acts condescending.