The Britney Spears clothing line is coming out. And her jeans are really really cool, you guys, because they’re faded.

You should totally buy her clothes, because she can draw hearts really well.

Marketing fail.

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  • Buckeye Bob

    Gee, No panties. Imagine that.

  • babyluv

    We totally have to do an Ashley vs Britney ad airbrushing comparison! And what is with Kohl’s anyway? Can’t they just stick to normal designers??

  • Lori

    Not that I would know or anything, but the music sounded a little porno videoish. đŸ˜‰

  • Zachary


    Babyluv, Kohls can’t afford normal designers.

  • sunnyAZ

    Now we can all look slutty…..yay!

  • Wendy

    Notice she only had two lines, which were obviously edited / cut off? And no more talking? Can she not even follow a script? I didn’t understand the whole, “I’m wearing uncomfortably tight weird-looking tapered jeans while I sit on the floor and look uncomfortable and slightly confused” as a sales pitch thing.

  • Megan

    I love the fact that she hesitated at the end. It was like she was waiting for someone to tell her to stop walking.

  • Tina

    Oh, Bob, your comment totally had me cracking up!!

    I was thinking that I would never buy Britney’s line of clothing because she is pretty stupid. I mean, come on, can’t even she realize that it is never a good thing for those of us who are normal-to-above-normal size to wear HORIZONTAL STRIPES?? It simply makes us look WIDER!! Duh, Britney…dumb girl. And, what’s up with the drawing of the squiggly hearts? How on Earth does that help advertise clothing?? I’m SO confused here, other than knowing I will not ever buy her clothes. I wouldn’t take them if someone paid me to do so!!