Obviously, I’m Going To Need A Deer Now.

I need my own deer and I need a cat that my deer can lick. And I need my deer to take lick-breaks where he forgets about the cat and comes and cuddles with me on the couch while I watch So You Think You Can Dance.

It’s still my birthday month, mockdockers. Maybe you all can chip in?

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  • Buckeye Bob

    Sorry Deer, It’s cute but nothing to fawn over so I won’t be donating a buck.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    That cat was incredibly tolerant. And not once did he show the dear his butthole. Which is very un-cat like.

  • sunnyAZ

    Awww, melted my heart and BB as always you cracked me up!

  • Nancy

    Must be a male cat, as I am told they are much nicer than females….

  • WakeUp

    Awwwwwe 🙂

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Very adorable. My only question is how they keep the deer from pooping and peeing on the floor!

  • Mockarena

    Note to mockdockers: When you guys pitch in for my cat-licking deer birthday present, please buy me the kind that doesn’t go potty on the floor.

    Thank you.

  • Pat

    This is too easy!!!
    Deer…I will come over and lick your cat!