The Dreaded Pearls Are BACK

You know how much I hate those big giant stupid pearls that Ashley Judd insists on wearing, right?  I think I’ve mentioned that several times before.   They’re back tonight, for the Indy 500 banquet, and you can see them in the below screen grab:

I think she’s scowling there because she’s not, in that moment, being fawned over by someone.  It was post-race photo op day earlier this morning, and naturally, it was All. About. Ashley.  Can you even tell, from this picture, who actually WON the race? Because she’s a thunder-stealer, that Ashley.

Dario is a swell guy, so I take nothing away from HIM for his win.  It’s his insufferable wife who makes me root against him.  That said, I LOATHE his hair.  You know who he looks like with that hair?

Talladega Nights, anyone?

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  • CW

    her blush looks like my two year old put it on her! or maybe mock punched her in the face…lol

  • sunnyAZ

    CW her blush is just awful and those damn awful pearls again—gag!

  • Rachel

    I have to admit that I do like the yellow dress and shoes, but with as much money as she has, couldn’t she have paid someone to fix her hair? It was a pretty big photo opportunity, after all.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Am I the only one wondering why she’s in the photo at all? I mean, he’s the winner, and there’s no real reason she should be in the picture.

  • Daisy

    Shake and bake…

  • Sharyn

    Good Lord, Did anyone hear her interview after Dario’s win? She sounded like the team engineer. Or, rather, she WANTED to sound like the team engineer… It was hysterical and disgusting at the same time. I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Can’t. Stand. Her..

  • Leroy

    So, he won this time because there was a wreck and it went yellow when everyone was running out of gas. The last time he won it was because it started raining and they called the race. Just sayin…

  • http://anotherhappyidiot.blogspot.com Erik
  • directorevil

    So is he the trophy husband?

  • Chris

    Is his head like three times bigger than hers? Or is it the angle?

  • Just Sayin’

    Maybe now that the Gores have separated we can achieve the perfect storm of insufferable-ness by having Ashley hook up with Al.

  • beezus

    She looks like an old drunk.

  • burning eyeballs

    They are both just sickening.

  • Bonequisha

    She looks so freakin’ smug in this photo. He looks like a decent enough guy. I wonder if he’s sick of her crap yet.

  • Jethro

    A picture paints a thousand words. If you look at his body stance in the photo with the trophy, he looks like he’s ready to run away from her at a moments notice. It’s like “Why does she have to be here”.