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Can someone please explain to me what the purpose of those strings on either side of her flabular area are?  Are they there to hoist up her sub-gut?  I’ve never seen underwear built like this.

I think the tiara is a nice touch, though.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Lingerie has all kinds of stupid straps and decorations. I think this gal might be an actual model, because her nipples are airbrushed out. And everyone knows the most “offensive” part of a woman’s breast is the nipple.

  • Amy

    I assume she has a g string on under the skirty looking thing.

  • burning eyeballs

    She has no neck!

  • http://domestiquette.net Wendy

    The scariest part of these current run of photos is that they appear to be somewhat professionally done.

    Which means there is a market for this somewhere.

  • Tina

    Mock, this might be TMI, but if you’re still curious as to the real reason those strings are there, read on…
    with a belly that hangs down like hers (and many other women of “size”) simply bending over may cause low cut waistlines of any clothing to roll downwards. My best guess is that the strings are there to help prevent rolling as well as to give her potential partner yet another frustrating thing to deal with in order to get her out of the outfit when fooling around.

  • Tina

    Wendy, you’re right. There is a market for photos (and videos) of scantily clad hefty women. I guess that there actually is someone for everyone, as the old saying goes.

  • CW

    she has the biggest chin I have ever seen…is this Jay Leno’s Daughter?

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    That’s not the face that goes with the body – it’s been obviously photoshopped. And the word “Photochopz” at the top of the pic refers to “The Best Photoshop Tutorials on the Net.” Makes me wonder if they even just blew up the body as well…

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    On the plus side, I like her hair. What in God’s name is the tiara for? Miss Landbeast USA???

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Hey Mock! Is there going to be another county fair picture contest this year?

  • el pato

    some guys are into ‘chubby chasers’.
    perhaps in this case, it would be
    ‘landbeast lungers’?

    bob, can you explain it?

  • beezus

    Bad photoshop! Nice stomach-butt divide, though. Excellent use of apron fat.

  • sarano8ch

    1. Where the eff are her nipples?
    2. Is that lingerie woven out from pubes?
    3. “Miss Landbeast USA” tiara = LMAO!

  • Mockarena

    No, Punky – it was a miserable failure last year, because only 1 person submitted any photos. 🙂

  • Erroneous

    Ok, am i the only one who thinks the face looks like Megan Fox?? if you streched it out??

  • Miss Holly

    Ewww…no, no, no, no…ALL KINDS OF WRONG HERE!!!

    But where to begin? Generally if I am THIS confused, mortified, frightened or traumatized by what my eyes & brain are processing (attempting TO process, baby steps) and I simply cannot or will not continue for fear of everything short circuting (cuz, ya know, I kinda NEED my brain thingy,not to mention my vision). What remains is THE only other option (aside from thanking the Dear Lord it ain’t me) IS: Sloooowly stepping away from the keyboard & run at breack neck speed to my room & cry. For like an hour.) It works. Very well. (disclaimer: Not that I’VE tried it, like after seeing Ashley J. doing anything, I’ve just HEARD it does. Yup!)

  • Rachel

    Mock — This weekend is my hometown’s (in Southern Indiana) annual festival, so I will be on the lookout for great pics for you.