“Validating Her Reality”

BEHOLD: The Faux French Intellectual talking about her role in The Tooth Fairy. You guys, this is a movie in which The Rock dresses in a fairy costume. This is not a serious drama. And yet, to listen to Ashley describe it, particularly towards the last 30-40 seconds of this clip, you’d think she was talking about the filming of a documentary on child behavior.


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  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    On behalf of humanity I’d like to thank Ashley for not procreating.

  • http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com/ Zachary

    If I had a time machine, I would probably go back in time with this video and show it to her mother before she even THINKS of having Ashley.

  • Jen

    I didn’t even have to scroll down. I saw the headline and knew it was ashley.

  • judith dickinson

    I can’t imagine having to live with or converse with her on a daily basis. She’s irritating enough for the 2 mins. the video took to watch.

  • babyluv

    I’d just like to say that what comes from her head, goes over my head. Always.

    On a side note, who wrote this script?? OMG! A single mother leaves her children alone at night with her boyfriend & his poker buddies so she can have a “girl’s night out”? Especially a boyfriend that is so broke he has to steal five bucks from under the girl’s pillow? This sounds like a setup for To Catch a Predator or a bad Lifetime movie.

  • burning eyeballs

    Somebody needs to inform Ashley she is not all that bright, and certainly not all that important.

  • Jethro

    I totally agree with babyluv. I personally think Ashley is f*cked up in the head. Maybe she should have re-written the script, played herself and exercised a woman’s privacy and reproductive health and aborted both kids. That way she wouldn’t have to explain the tooth fairy story and then have her money stealing boyfriend and his buddies babysit some starving wolves she found out in the wild.
    I would love to hear how she could explain to us mere mortals
    that story.

  • Daisy

    She used cache and aroused in the same sentence. I wonder if she learned to do that at Harvard.

    Holy punch-worthy.