How Much Do You Suppose This Job Pays?

And what do you suppose the required qualifications are which are listed in the job description?

I want to hear your suggestions for the job title.  GO!

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  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I don’t know what the job title would be, but you bet your sweet bippy I’d do it on a volunteer basis. If for no other reason that to try and steal a peak at their twig and berries to see how small they really do get.

  • PipeRain

    I dunno about job title, but I bet “Ghey” is pretty high on the “Qualifications” list…

  • Carol0717

    is that guy PAINTING the other guy? ?????

  • Punky

    Must be USDA qualified to inspect the sausage.

  • Bri

    Must have no ambition in life.
    Live in mother’s basement (optional).
    Must be adept at paintbrush and not touching the pebbles.

  • ER

    I realize the muscles probably look more defined when tanned, but this is overkill. They’re painted brown!

  • Buckeye Bob

    “Help Wanted”
    Willing to train the right individual. Need someone that can not only think outside the box but can go out on that limb. Looking for someone ready to roll that can work through the hard times and not drop the ball. We want to see the difference in your work. Must like working with others. Past experience working with nuts is a plus.

  • el pato

    bob, once again, you are KING!!
    (i wonder how many coffee ‘spits’ are now on the screens?)

  • sunnyAZ

    Buckeye Bob rocks!

  • Benoit from Ottawa

    Since when do you have to be black to compete in masshole-building shows?

  • Punky

    Mine’s popsicle spit! I swear I need a Jeff VanVonderen intervention to my popsicle addiction!

    The dude looking at the camera in the background REALLY freaks me out!

  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    Must have ability to roll pumpkin-colored gunk on other guys’ junk.

  • mlm

    Job title: Guido-maker.