I think I may have told you before that Mr. Mock really wants a dog. I love dogs, but the only dog I want is Daisy’s dog. And if I can’t have Daisy’s dog, I want a guarantee that whatever dog I get will behave just like Daisy’s dog. And that’s highly unlikely.
Which is why it totally cracks me up that Mini-Mock has decided he wants a cat. I didn’t put him up to this at all, you guys. He has recently, all by himself, decided he wants a cat. This totally drives Mr. Mock crazy. This is the equivalent of Mini-Mock telling Mr. Mock he wants to wear a tutu and make-up. I don’t know why, but it is. Mr. Mock has somehow convinced himself that it’s just not cool or manly to want a cat.
But cats ARE cool. Just look at the cat in the video above. I mean, that cat has figured out how to give itself a back massage while going downstairs. That is a very resourceful cat. I asked Mini-Mock the other day what he would name a cat if he got a cat. And he said, “James.” Apparently, Mini-Mock is a fan of traditional names.
Speaking of tradition, Mini-Mock has made Mr. Mock proud by learning the UGA fight song. It’s featured in the video below, along with some completely random and inexplicable dialogue about crying in the living room and Home Depot being devoid of people. I should also warn you that there is nudity involved.