I know you guys aren’t used to me being snarky about celebrities, and that it’s TOTALLY out of character for me, but I need to be able to speak freely for a moment about Katie Holmes’ body.
I know she can’t help it, but you guys, she has the longest torso EVER. Like – unusually, bizarrely long. And it makes her legs look like tree stumps. And you know what exacerbates that? THOSE HORRIBLE SHOES.
Even her daughter Suri knows that a slight heel elongates the legs, and Suri is three years old. Could they not share a stylist?
Now, lest you think I’m just horribly mean to celebrities without ever giving them a break, I want to show you someone that looks absolutely perfect:
Carrie Underwood is FLAWLESS. See? I’m not always mean.