As it it weren’t enough that it’s next to impossible to find a non-slutty female halloween costume these days, now they have slutty costumes for DOGS.
I don’t know about you guys, but this is kind of creepy. I mean, who thinks, “Ooo – I should dress up my dog as a SLUTTY SCHOOL GIRL.”
You’ll be happy to know that I DID find a non-slutty halloween outfit for work this year. I was The Cat In The Hat. Mini-Mock was Lightning McQueen, and Junior Mock was Superman. We were all very festive. Mr. Mock didn’t dress up, because he never dresses up, because he’s very anti-dress up. Actually, what I would love to see is Mr. Mock in a slutty school girl outfit. That would be FABULOUS.
I realize this was all one day early, but today’s the day that work and schools were doing halloween stuff. Tomorrow, we’re all just going to pretend it’s November 1st already.
I want to hear about mockdocker costumes. GO!