Really?

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As it it weren’t enough that it’s next to impossible to find a non-slutty female halloween costume these days, now they have slutty costumes for DOGS. 

I don’t know about you guys, but this is kind of creepy.  I mean, who thinks, “Ooo – I should dress up my dog as a SLUTTY SCHOOL GIRL.”

You’ll be happy to know that I DID find a non-slutty halloween outfit for work this year.  I was The Cat In The Hat.  Mini-Mock was Lightning McQueen, and Junior Mock was Superman.  We were all very festive.  Mr. Mock didn’t dress up, because he never dresses up, because he’s very anti-dress up.  Actually, what I would love to see is Mr. Mock in a slutty school girl outfit.  That would be FABULOUS.

I realize this was all one day early, but today’s the day that work and schools were doing halloween stuff.  Tomorrow, we’re all just going to pretend it’s November 1st already.

I want to hear about mockdocker costumes.  GO!

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  • Nancy

    I bought a whoppie cushion costume, but have found you need to be in a certain mood to wear it, and I haven’t been in that mood yet….maybe tomorrow handing out candy.

  • Buckeye Bob

    WOW ! That bitch is hot! UH, I mean, Uh, you know, uh like if I was a collie or something. Yeah that’s it, if I was a collie, that’s what I meant.

  • Nancy

    By the way, the dog looks embarrassed!

  • Tina

    I agree with Nancy.

    As for costumes…I work at an elementary school and I’ve been working towards jogging a decently timed 5K…so, what I did was wear jeans (TOO COLD for shorts! we had snow last night. too old, too…don’t want to SCARE the kiddies) a fleece warmup top and running shoes. I made a racing bib out of a square of white poster board, wrote a number on it, and then pinned that to the front of my shirt. I went as a marathon runner! (wishful thinking, since a 5K is very, very far from a marathon, but that’s all my ambitions and body are willing to shoot for… LOL)

  • tep1031

    I have seen toy stuffed animals dressed a lot like this in stores like Target. I can’t think of what they are called, but I know I won’t be buying them.

  • Cousin-in-law

    I never dress up either. Hate it. Maybe it’s a family thing.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    My son and I are Mario and Luigi. We actually had a costume Fun Run/Walk on base and my Little Snark won 1st place for the kids! I wore my costume most of the day yesterday and actually had TWO people say, “Who are you supposed to be?” Seriously? Mario and Luigi have been around for 20 years!

    Mock, you should let us submit pictures of our costumes.

  • http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com/ Zachary

    I WAS A SLUTTY SCHOOL GIRL!!!

    Actually, I was a dork. Basically I didn’t dress up.