Your Thursday Landbeast

2009-10-29_154007

This hungry lady comes to you courtesy of Buckeye Bob.

I’m so fascinated by her shirt.  I’ve never seen a 3/4 sleeved tube top before.

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  • el pato

    why??????????????

  • sunnyAZ

    Soooooooo wrong!

  • http://www.hurleyburleygirl.wordpress.com HurleyBurleyGirl

    God forgive me, but I totally swear I was just about to go downstairs to the kitchen and get some Mint Milanos.

    Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.

  • Benoit from Ottawa

    Gees, talk about eating yourself to death!

    I like (?) the way her hand is splayed on her fat, as well as her come hither look.

    Yow.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Step away from the gravy!

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Ten bucks says this is a military wife. Likely Army or Marine. Military wives LOVE to wear camoflauge (sp?). Particularily that pattern and on their undies and lingerie. Even though none of the services really use that pattern much anymore.

  • sunnyAZ

    Please tell me that she is not wearing a thong!

  • Tina

    She’s wearing one of her children’s shirts, and that isn’t a thong–it’s that she has eaten so much that they are much, much too small for her now. See the jeans? Those left a big mark across her belly, and now they are so tight they rolled down her love handles.

    The poor woman needs to downsize that meal times 5! Regularly! It looks like her salad bowl is literally a serving bowl, and I spot 3 slices of bread, plus her plate looks like a serving plate. It makes me feel like puking just looking at it all…

  • Lyonella

    Tina – absolutely portion control is key! She is eating for the whole platoon!

  • CleopatrasGramma

    For the love of God, PUT DOWN THE BREAD!!!!!

  • R

    Am I the only one who noticed the panty issue? Really, the food isn’t all the interesting, but the waist-high panties are completely distressing in today’s low-rise world. (Priorities, people!)

  • poptrio

    Why the salad? And let me guess… that’s a diet Coke!

  • burning eyeballs

    I doubt she is a military wife.

    Yeah…I so totally want to pay for her health care….

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Two words – Foundation Undergarments!

  • http://www.hurleyburleygirl.wordpress.com HurleyBurleyGirl

    Oh my god..it’s like a bad accident. You want to look away but you can’t! You HAVE to look. Again! And I did! Why???????

    And just think, somewhere out in the cyberworld some dude is spankin’ the monkey to that pic. Wow…..

  • http://www.ripplemagne.weebly.com Ripplemagne

    I’d be more willing to bet she’s a military child, rather than a military wife.

  • Shoumard

    I am so glad there is a salad on the table.