Britney’s New Video Teaser

Britney Spears is apparently releasing a new single and this is about 18 seconds of it. I’ve done some preliminary analysis, and according to my calculations I have concluded the following:

1. The video director has specified that under no circumstances should Britney’s hair come in contact with the back of her own neck.
2. Britney is suffering from some sort of muscle ache in her upper arm which requires frequent massage.

I’d be delighted to hear your analysis as well.

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  • DM

    I use to like her music…YEARS ago but now it all sounds the same. Sort of like Bonjovi. Every song has the SAME beat. Her dance is about the same as YEARS ago too.

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Britney Spears has no idea who Peter, Paul and Mary are; how did they end up in her song? It’s almost like she doesn’t write her own material…