Monthly Archive for October, 2009

Must See

This is soooo Big Lebowski-ish. And I love the part with the collapsing goat. I must see it. LOVE.

The Secret To The Colts’ Success

Turns out – it’s all about the Gaelic.

And the bacon.

Holy Mother Of Extravagance

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BEHOLD:  TMZ’s obtained copy of the lunch tab for Jay-Z and Beyonce from a few days back at some swank restaurant in NYC.

You guys, they spent almost fifty thousand dollars on LUNCH.  And then there was an automatic 20% (over $7000) added for gratuity, and THEN they were nice enough to throw down an additional five thousand. 

FOR LUNCH.

You realize, of course, that this is a healthy ANNUAL SALARY for many people. 

Am I the only one who can’t even identify what half the stuff on that receipt even IS?

UPDATE: Apparently TMZ is now saying it wasn’t Beyonce and Jay-Z, but some Russian billionaire dude. Which has absolutely no bearing on my horror over a $50,000+ lunch tab whatsoever.

You Better Sit Down For This

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Apparently, Jon Gosselin and his new-ish girlfriend have split up.  This is sure to send shockwaves throughout the universe, because it seemed they had EVERYTHING going for them.  She was a mature 22 year old who loved to party, and he was a barely-divorced father of 8. 

I don’t know what could have possibly gone wrong.

Glambert’s New Single

I took a listen to Adam Lambert’s single, and the conclusion I’ve come to about it is that he has officially replaced George Michael.

Your thoughts?

P.S. The Standard Glambert Yowl begins at minute 2.40.

Speaking Of Halloween: Inappropriate.

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You know what I immediately thought when I saw this picture?  That just the other day, I told Daisy I thought that I’d reached an age where mini-dresses may not be appropriate anymore.  I had put on a dress that I wore last winter, with black leggings and black boots.  Last winter, I felt all fabulous in it – and yet this winter, when I put it on for the first time, I looked in the mirror and Actually Thought, “You know?  I don’t know if I can pull this off at 40 the way I did at 39.”

But after seeing this?  Perhaps I’ve underestimated myself.

Really?

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As it it weren’t enough that it’s next to impossible to find a non-slutty female halloween costume these days, now they have slutty costumes for DOGS. 

I don’t know about you guys, but this is kind of creepy.  I mean, who thinks, “Ooo – I should dress up my dog as a SLUTTY SCHOOL GIRL.”

You’ll be happy to know that I DID find a non-slutty halloween outfit for work this year.  I was The Cat In The Hat.  Mini-Mock was Lightning McQueen, and Junior Mock was Superman.  We were all very festive.  Mr. Mock didn’t dress up, because he never dresses up, because he’s very anti-dress up.  Actually, what I would love to see is Mr. Mock in a slutty school girl outfit.  That would be FABULOUS.

I realize this was all one day early, but today’s the day that work and schools were doing halloween stuff.  Tomorrow, we’re all just going to pretend it’s November 1st already.

I want to hear about mockdocker costumes.  GO!

Forgive Me, Mockdockers. For What I Am About To Say Is Sinful.

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I actually giggled, in a non-contemptuous way, at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Halloween get-ups.  I mean, it’s totally un-original, because even I was waiting on a Kate Gosselin wig to use for work tomorrow but couldn’t find it in time.  But there is something about this photo that is positively hilarious.  I mean, the horrible t-shirt, and the doll babies – all of it.  It totally gives me the glees.

But no worries, I’ll go back to totally hating the holy hell out of them in about a half hour or so.  This too shall pass.

Britney’s New Video Teaser

Britney Spears is apparently releasing a new single and this is about 18 seconds of it. I’ve done some preliminary analysis, and according to my calculations I have concluded the following:

1. The video director has specified that under no circumstances should Britney’s hair come in contact with the back of her own neck.
2. Britney is suffering from some sort of muscle ache in her upper arm which requires frequent massage.

I’d be delighted to hear your analysis as well.

Your Thursday Landbeast

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This hungry lady comes to you courtesy of Buckeye Bob.

I’m so fascinated by her shirt.  I’ve never seen a 3/4 sleeved tube top before.

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