1. What is the chick on our left wearing, exactly? Is it a miniskirt which has ridden up? Is it a skort that’s just way too small? And does she NOT FEEL THE BREEZE?
2. What in the frackety freak is happening right under the skirtular area of the chick on our right? Is that a subgut? Or is she in the process of delivering a child in breech position?
WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?