WARNING: This Could Be The Least Informative Mock Dock Post Of All Time


Apparently, those are some Kardashians, and one of them just got married to someone.  I can’t force myself to care any more than that.  I’m sorry.

Totally off-topic – you know what I did today?  I got to work, and opened up my calendar, and noticed that the very first note-to-self on there was a very cryptic message that read as follows:  “Follow up with SW.”

Now, on first glance, I immediately thought of someone at work who happens to have those initials, but then I remembered that when I originally wrote that note-to-self, I specifically said to myself, “Self – remember when you read this note in a couple of weeks that it has nothing to do with SW (meaning the person with whom those initials are associated).”

But here’s the thing.  I could not, for the life of me, remember what SW stood for.

It wasn’t until lunchtime that all of a sudden, out of the clear blue, it hit me.  SW stood for SHAKEWEIGHT!  And my note to self was a reminder that if I hadn’t received my shakeweight by today, that I should call them to follow up.

This should serve as a lesson that if you ever write a note to yourself, it is helpful to spell stuff out.

Just fyi.

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  • http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com/ Zachary

    Kim Kardashian is not attractive. I repeat, Kim Kardashian is not attractive.

    She’s in the same category as Megan Fox, and Angelina Jolie. The “You’re Hot But Not Pretty At All and Your Face Is Ugly and You’re Really Really Just Trashy.”

    I mean, you can be trashy and still be pretty. These women are not. They’re all turning into Fergie in a few years.

  • DM

    What is the huge lump on the lady on the far left? A butt or a gut or a hip?

  • Nancy

    DM – that is her shapely hip and thigh.

    Mock – I found a note I wrote to myself recently and cannot not make out what it says!!! And I don’t have bad handwriting! Except this once.

  • Kami

    Oh Mock, I hate when things like that happen! There has been countless times when my short hand has caused me issues or my hand writing (too much typing led to that getting awful) but alas I usually drop an F-bomb and go on about my day. If I’m lucky then I’ll remember, if not–oh well, it will come up eventually.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Those dresses are a hideous color! And DAMN! Could Kim’s dress be any tighter?!

  • Lyonella

    Nancy – I think it’s actually a preggers belly! Hard to tell tho – they are overly voluptuous and not in a good way.