Monthly Archive for August, 2009

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There Is No Possible Way…

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…that this dude isn’t a serial killer.

Proof That I Have The Sense Of Humor Of A 12 Year Old

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This totally and completely cracks me up. Tai Ni Po Ni – OMG. 

LOVE.

BEHOLD

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Prime example of someone who should stay away from low-rise pants.

CANNOT WAIT

I know I’ve endlessly mocked Kanye West here before, because, let’s face it, Kanye West is a total tool, but I accidentally love this song, and I love it best when it’s sung by the cast of GLEE. Which, incidentally, will be starting up again in a few weeks, and I cannot WAIT.

More Spoofy Jon And Kate Videos, My Parents, And DJ AM

I totally love these. I don’t think there will ever be one as good as this, but this one cracked me up because it’s the same chick, only now she’s impersonating that wretched skank who Jon is currently “in love with.”

You know what I thought of just now? The fact that my parents, who I know visit The Mock Dock on occasion, probably have absolutely no earthly clue who 3/4 of the people I mock here even are. But you know what? They’re my parents, and they’ll keep visiting anyway, and that’s just one of a million reasons why I love them.

Speaking of people my parents probably have never heard of, I just read that DJ AM died, and that they found drug paraphernalia all over his apartment. This is, of course after he survived a plane crash by the skin of his teeth a few months ago. And you know what? That totally irritates me. If you’re going to narrowly escape death like that, you oughta be on your best freaking behavior from that point forward. I mean, that’s when you’re supposed to appreciate life the most – when you’ve come face to face with, you know, not HAVING it anymore. And what does that clown do? He uses a crack pipe. Nice.

This Is Completely UnMockable

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You guys, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are engaged.  And I like both of them so much that I can’t make fun of anything about this news, and yet, I felt compelled to post something about it because it makes me feel all warm and gooey inside that two hilarious people are marrying each other.  It’s kinda like how I felt when Will Arnett and Amy Poehler got married. 

YAY!

Inappropriate AND Overconfident

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Just eeew.

Inappropriate

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That there is an “extra sour” version of these totally creeps me out. 

What would compel someone to create such a product and worse yet, what would compel someone to BUY such a product?  I mean, HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU if this is what you choose at the grocery store?

Best. Rollercoaster Picture. EVER!

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I love the dude in the front SO MUCH.

Yeah. This Makes Sense.

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According to this, some fans who attended Britney Spears’ concert in NYC this past Tuesday, got kicked out by security for “dancing too provocatively.”

AT A BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT.

Let me just remind you that I attended Britney’s show earlier this year.  And it’s not only provocative, it’s practically soft core porn.   BEHOLD:

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So unless these particular fans were having actual relations of a sexual nature in their seats, I fail to see why they should have been removed from the premises.

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