Landbeasts Need Pageants Too

So I’m waaaaaay behind on emails, you guys, but couldn’t help notice the title of a message that an alert and astute mockdocker sent me which said simply, “landbeast beauty contest.” Naturally, I had to open it first and foremost. And oh happy day – it was exactly as billed.


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  • ER

    There are no words!

  • sunnyAZ

    Absolutely speechless!

  • Buckeye Bob

    The only runway built to hold those models is at the Airport.

  • ER

    Bob – do you have to think these things up or do they just come to you instantly? What I wouldn’t give for a quick wit đŸ™‚

  • el pato

    why is the contest garnered on ‘looks and grace of an elephant’, but then this little song talks about a ‘chihuahua’?

  • Anonymous

    by the way, ER, Bob is naturally that way.
    he rocks!

  • Lyonella

    Wow so much “talent” in one place:
    “Jungle Jumbo” with the shrunken head around her waist.
    “Frilly Orange Jumbo” helping “Lumbering Yellow 358# Jumbo” to the podium.