GOOD MORNING!

Written by Mockarena. Published on July 30, 2009 in Eeeew, Freak and Mockery. 11 Comments

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This is the kind of stuff that winds up in my email from alert and astute mockdockers.  GOD I love that.  I’m just not sure I love it this EARLY (it’s 6am). 

Anyway, how unfortunate looking is this person?  I THINK it’s a male, but I’m not 100% certain.  You know who this reminds me of?  Juliette Lewis.  I’ve always thought Juliette Lewis was a rather unfortunate looking person too.  It doesn’t help when she wears outfits like this (in fact I wouldn’t be the least surprised if this person stole the duct tape out of her closet).

I’m so curious about the giant purple shield-thing.  What if there’s some sort of message on it that we can’t see at our angle?  And the reason he/she is so happy is because the message is like the secret to the meaning of life or something, and we’re just all sitting here, completely oblivious to it, while he/she on the other hand, is happily carrying around the meaning of life on a giant purple shield wearing duct tape as a bra, knowing full well that he/she has the upper hand?

It’s possible.

It’s also possible that I shouldn’t write posts before I’ve been caffeinated.

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  • mga

    did ya ever wonder what people like this see in the mirror when they look into it?

  • jenn

    Is it just me or does it appear this person is at a Rennaissance Faire? Hm. Didn’t think they had duct tape in Merrie Olde, but I’ve been wrong before.

  • cas

    I look at this picture and think of the movie Role Models and that Renaissance Faire thingy, but in this case it’s what can go very wrong!

  • Christine

    I also thought ren fair. Goth ren fair mayb?

  • Kami

    Cas, it does look like that kid in Role Models!

    I believe this is held at Renn Faire. You’d be surprised by the kind of people who show up dressed at a Renn Faire. There’s a ton of fairy women walking around, a couple of pirates, and a lot of chicks in corsets that may or may not be remotely period of the time frame.

    But this kid looks like he dressed for an anime convention. Actually, I’m almost positive it must be some crazy Anime show that I haven’t seen cause I don’t own a tv. I believe that shield is actually a really large sword. And he’s possibly dressed as a female demon character of some sort and to get his pictures made.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Are those Christmas lights hanging off his sexy little skirt?

  • meganyore

    bob i was wondering the same thing.
    i think those two little buns on the sides of his head really pull the whole look together.

  • Psykogrl

    I don’t think its fora ren fair… I’m thinking more like a Comic Con…. I think that purple thing is a sword, like the ridiculously huge ones in Final Fantasy video games.

  • http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com Zachary

    I think that’s a sword. Don’t Japanese cartoons have swords that are like impossibly big or something? I don’t know, I’m a normal human.

  • PurpleAnn

    He’s gonna be minus a nipple or two when that tape comes off!

  • http://www.myspace.com/awwpoop Cynicat

    yeah it is a sword. He’s into a thing called ‘Cos-play’, where people at anime exhibitions or conventions dress as their faveorite charactors… and most look plain rediculous. lookit these guys;

    http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd157/Ninjete4Lyfe/dmc.jpg

    The one on the left is supposed to be the main character from the ‘Devil may cry’ series of video games…He did a great job on his costume, considering you can tell who he’s supposed to be, unlike most of em.