Exhibit 429: Women Who Should Not Wear Thongs

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Seriously.

Seriously?

Does this woman not know ANYONE who could try and stop her from wearing this bathing suit in public?  If she has a single friend in the world, that friend should be swiftly and severely punished.  That’s just MEAN to let your friend be seen like that.  If I was friends with this woman, I’d very nicely and politely hand her a sarong and say, “You miiiiiiiight want to put this on and never ever ever ever take it off ever.” 

Thanks to Bunny for the pic!

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  • Anonymous

    Ass floss.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Hey! I’m not Anonymous!!!!

  • Buckeye Bob

    Notice the girl in the water is still covering her eyes. She’s probably thinking OMG I just met this guy and that’s my Mom.

  • Nancy

    I maintain that she does not have a full length mirror….usually tan fat looks better than white fat…but not in this case.

  • Kami

    As I slowly scrolled down the screen, I would have to say it didn’t look bad until I hit after the straps for the top and from there it was all down hill. Bleh, I admit, I probably shouldn’t be wearing a bikini but at least I don’t wear ass floss in public! And all I have is a bit of a tummy–oh well. I feel bad for those in view.

  • Mikey

    She must believe that the sun reduces cellulite.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Oliva J. Snarkypants

    Looks like she thinks if she clenches her butt, it’ll make it appear smaller. She probably spent a good deal of time practicing the perfect clench and settled on this one.

  • winnie

    But, it fit last summer…..

  • jessy

    what my husband calls hank hill booty

  • Susie Switzer

    EEEK. Yup a perfect example!

  • HurleyBurleyGirl

    She looks at those she is in mid buttclench exercising. How completely smelly must that thing be when she removes it from said butt?

  • Wiggity

    I think the above guy needs to loan her his duct tape.

  • Bunny

    Her body looks like some sort of terrible totem pole.

  • sunnyAZ

    Yuk, just plain Yuk!

  • meganyore

    i just shot chewed up popcorn all over my keyboard. dammit.

  • Emily

    How can your butt be so flat?

  • Ricci

    Wonder if she got the Brazilian first?