What sort of unfair angelic higher power is hovering around Simon Cowell such that he gets offered ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR to sit and look smug on American Idol next season, while I resort to pleading with people on my facebook fan page to notice the ads on The Mock Dock in the hopes that I can make $.000002 in a month?

Because if this is some sort of angelic higher power that I can lease or rent-to-own or put on layaway, I would very much like to get some information about it.

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  • jessy

    whats up with all the ads for craps

  • jessy

    have a question…. how many .000002 do you need to add up to a dollar? i could do the math but……. if you already have the answer that would save my brain a few cells

  • Zachary

    A lot, Jessy. Like, 500 billion I think, but this is from total guessing.

  • Buckeye Bob

    And to think they could save over one hundred and forty three million dollars by signing me. Then I would be a cheap smartass.

  • Dani

    I’m sorry, but that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I can’t think of one person in this world who is actually worth one hundred forty four million dollars. Especially someone who is paid to be a smartass.

  • meganyore

    simon, kobe, lebron, angelina, brad… so many over-paid people. its reD!CK. they could single-handedly (is that a word?) save us from our economic crisis. help out some people who workd their a$$es off EVERY DAY just to LIVE. ugh. that burns my a$$ like standing in a four foot fire.