Come ON, You Guys


I know you get all mad at me when I mock un-fixable facial features on people.  But I think this particular photo calls for a little latitude on the following grounds:

1.  It’s a mugshot, which means that in all likelihood, this dude is probably a criminal.
2.  I am a person with a large forehead, and therefore am uniquely qualified to judge other large foreheads.

So, there’s my justification for the rest of this post.  Now I’ll simply say what I intended to say before feeling a need to explain why I was going to say it.

Holy mother of crap, this dude’s forehead is ridiculous. And it’s not even that it’s just enormous, which it obviously is.  It’s that it looks like someone angrily took a fork to it. 

Suddenly, I’m feeling like my forehead is really really pretty.

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  • R

    Anyone else remember Beavis and Butthead?

  • pict13

    You’re right! He’s totally Beavis!

  • Mikey

    He’s Beavis, and by the looks of his forehead, he’s spent some time as Charlie Manson’s cellmate.

  • Nancy

    Mock, there is not a thing wrong with your forehead……keep this picture handy, and whenever you are feeling forehead-conscious, look at this….

  • Christine

    Looks like a character from the Dick Tracy comic.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Beavis is the first thing I thought of. But the second was one of those hybrid alien/human creatures that Robbie Williams is looking for.

  • Mikey

    Bob could be right if that’s a star map on his forehead.

  • cynthia

    I love to read-and I read a lot. But, Mock, you are the only writer that makes me laugh out loud! (angrily took a fork to it) You have the greatest sense of humor!

  • Tammy

    This is why inbreeding is b a d.

  • Wendy

    That is the worst case of bed-face I ever saw.

  • Zachary

    Dudes! You realize that he is a supervillian, and his brain is so large that it has pressed outward against his cranial unit, causing these indentations in his skin?

  • Diana

    There is forehead, then there’s fivehead…and then there’s this guy. Damn.

  • Punky

    Bet he’s the guy to beat at “Cranium!”

  • soupbone

    Grass blade imprints from the cops standing on his head.

  • Pris

    LOL Zachary, Tammy & Diana 😀

    …I’m totally with Cynthia, Mock is THE BEST!!!!

    Then comes Bob & oh so many alert & astute Mockdockers… you all RULE really! (even if I might get fired from laughing like a lunatic all the time)

  • PurpleAnn

    His mouth scares me. I expect blood to come trickling down from the corners. And if he smiled, there would be veins & gore caught between the gaps in his teeth. *shiver*

  • jenn

    I agree, Soupbone, this guy had black boots on his neck.

  • foxy

    He is the exact human version of either Beavis or Butthead… not sure which, as i don’t know who’s who. But one of those for sure. Poor guy!

  • Jordon

    yep official cone head

  • jessy

    you have a gorgeous forehead, this guy needs to gro some long long bangs

  • el pato

    dick tracy comic strip, the character’s name was
    ‘mumbles’. same in the t.v. show.
    (ew, i just showed my age. my apologies!)

  • meganyore

    PURPLE ANN!! BWHAHA omh u guys are all so funny
    all i can think of it…METH FACE!

  • Christine

    Good thing he has a strong hair line. Can you imagine what he would look like if he went bald???

  • Tina

    Soupbone might be right.

    However, my first guess was that this guy is a WWF type wrestler. They tend to use razorblades to cut their foreheads and get that “dramatic” bloody effect. That’s what seeing all those red “fork marks” made me think of! LOL (I love that–“fork marks”!)

    My second thought was this is the human version of the mouse character named Brain from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain.

  • Benoit from Ottawa

    “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”


  • R

    My husband said that somewhere on the web is a morph of this guy turning into Beavis. Must find.

  • pict13

    His poor, poor mother. That giant cranium forced it’s way out of her vajayjay.

  • Brad

    He looks like the evil Brain from the Ninja Turtle cartoons, seriously.

  • Oliva J. Snarkypants

    I have a webcam that can do funny filters and I can make my face look kind of like this.

  • upset waitress

    The guy with the big forehead has a blog. Pretty intelligent guy, thus the gigantic forehead. Anyway, here’s his blog . When he first started writing in his journal he explains why his face looks like someone took a rake to it.