Join Me In A Mock Dock Vow

Well, it’s happened.  That hideous beast of a person, Nadya Suleman, has signed a deal to do a reality show.  Which means that she will be getting rich and more famous and basically live a life of luxury for being one of the most puke-inducing skankopaths ever to walk the earth.

Her attorney fessed up the details to US Magazine after the negotiations were finalized.  He said, “Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday.  There might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want.”

No network has been decided on just yet – apparently the production company still has to reach a deal with one. 

When asked how much Nadya would be making as part of the deal, her attorny declined to comment on account of “confidentiality.”  But he did make it clear that, “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”

Speaking of Jon and Kate, I hate them too.  I hate people who whine and complain about a lack of privacy TO THE VERY CAMERAS that are filming their own stupid tv shows.

You guys, PROMISE ME that you won’t watch Nadya’s show.  Let’s just all make that pact right now.  We can’t contribute to this total social collapse. Ok?

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  • QuiteContrary

    I can, honestly, promise I woun’t watch that show… I don’t have a tv!

  • meganyore

    i would. NEVER! watch that show!!! jon and kate bug me too…the poor children. i dont watch that one either.
    the only possible good thing to come from octo-mom (which is totally unfair to her other children, she should be called FOURTEEN-O-MOM or something way more clever) would be mock-able clips of her saying/doing stupid sh*t and proving her ignorance to the world.

  • sumkindoflife

    SWEAR! american society is so backwards…..i, as a gay man, am denied the benefits of marriage because people say it is against american values, yet this woman can pop out 14 kids, let the government help support them and she gets a TV show. did i miss something??? this CANT be right.

  • Jenn

    Nope, not going to watch.

  • PurpleAnn

    I promise! The only good thing that could possibly come from this show is that Child Protective Services will have video evidence of her inability to be a good mom.

  • Benoit from Ottawa

    sumkindoflife: yeah, but the alternative, culling the brood, seems out of favour these centuries…

    Believe it or not, that is an improvement over what happened with the Dionne quintuplets in, yes, Canada, decades back: they were taken away from their (poor) parents (who couldn’t care for them, right?) and put on display for years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionne_quintuplets

    As for fish lips, I’d watch her show like I watch any other “reality” show. (I don’t watch reali…)

  • Benoit from Ottawa

    (Incidentally, for those who notice “Marie” in all the Dionne quints’ names, yes, it was current in Catholic Canada (mostly francophone) to name every girl Marie, in part, and to include Joseph in every boy’s names. No more!)

  • el pato

    promise, i won’t watch that skank either!

  • tep1031

    meganyore makes a good point about mockable clips! I don’t watch reality TV of any sort, I am sure not going to watch this goofball “telling her side”.

  • Wiggity

    B of O: I watched that movie about the quintuplets. It was very sad. They were constantly put on display like animals in a zoo. Everyone referred to them as “the quints”. Nobody should turn their family into reality show. How can any parent expect their kids to be filmed constantly and then turn out normal. There is no amount of money worth screwing up your children for life.

  • DM

    I will not be watching it either. I have never watched a reality show and never plan to.

  • CW

    I wont watch it either…(even if i had tv channels)

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    I’d rather chew broken glass.

  • bobcat

    In order to hold up my end ot the pact, I just shot the tv to death.

  • Rachel

    I vow to turn the channel even on the previews.

  • sunnyAZ

    No way am I watching.

  • fallandmiss

    I’m in. I don’t have a TV, but I’ll leave rooms, if necessary.

  • QuiteContrary

    fallandmiss,
    I think this is so funny. Resident liberals of COTR… don’t own tv’s.
    Too good.

  • Mockarena

    I don’t get it. Why is that “too good?”

  • QuiteContrary

    Mock, it just seems like the ‘expected’ thing for us to say… at least in these parts, the most liberal people don’t have a television.
    Obviously, in Bloomington, I am not the most liberal. But, on your site, I am.
    So, it’s so cliche that was both answered in that way.
    I thought it was funny/mockable. Even if I was mocking myself.

  • Mockarena

    Ooooh. Gotcha. I didn’t realize that not having a tv was a common liberal trait!! I should totally start mocking that on COTR if that’s the case!! 🙂

  • Tatertot

    Oh, it will be painful to not watch the trainwreck of that show, but for the greater good (ie, to assist cutting off the publicity gravytrain to that sad woman and her poor children who need help and PRIVACY) I do think it’s the upright thing to do to vow not to watch.

    But I will mock, should a clip ever come to Mock Dock.

  • Hatchetwoman

    I don’t have a t.v. either … well, actually, yes I do, but I don’t have cable or satellite, and the only time I’ve turned it on has been to watch a DVD. I don’t even know if I can pick anything up otherwise. Wasn’t there some recent scam — I mean, plan — to change the way television was broadcast?

    By the way, I’m not a liberal; in fact, around here, only the conservatives don’t have a television.

  • Hatchetwoman

    Silly me … I forgot my pledge!

    I vow never to watch this poor excuse for a mother on television.

  • ME

    I don’t like that crazy lady or what they will do to the children so I won’t be watching. Plus I don’t have cable to watch it anyway.

  • Anonymous99

    Now I feel all confused…. I’m a liberal AND a TV junkie. – Is that allowed?

    I will NOT, however, watch that horrid octo-woman. Promise!

    I can’t watch Jon & Kate, she’s so mean and crabby all the time I just want to smack her.

  • rosie too

    Anon99, this liberal is with you. If loving TV is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Haven’t watched Jon & Kate; will not watch the hideous beast either.

  • QuiteContrary

    rosie and Anon99… I don’t think tv defines your political leaning. It’s just a fad I’ve noticed among a lot of younger liberals.

  • QTKT526

    how pissed do you think she is that kate gosselin stole away all her media attention?! i bet that’s part of why she signed the deal, like, “haha, i’ll show HER who the real octo-mom is!” gross.

    and all this talk about liberals and tv makes me laugh SO hard, cause i defeintely throw my liberal agenda out on COTR occasionally and also definitely don’t own a tv…haha.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    I refuse to watch this pig on TV. This show will be the closest brush of “reality” this pig will ever have. How sick is that?